It really hurts to do this, considering everything everone has been through, but I have to do it. I know there's been a lot of confusion about this blog and me, so I want to lay it all to rest.
As you know, Mr. Briscoe has been working diligently to get this blog taken down despite my wishes. I understand that he's trying to protect the family, and I respect that. But, I don't want to be silenced. Not after everything I've gone through.
I just want to say thank you to everyone who has been supportive (or at least fair) of my viewpoint. I will keep you all in my thoughts and prayers. It is because of you that I have found the strength to continue my struggle for real justice. And for all of you who continue to vilify me, I can only hope that you will one day open your eyes and see what you have done to an innocent human being. Your callous lack of remorse in your collective attempts to destroy this family disgusts me. But I won't be afraid of you anymore.
For everyone who doubts who this is, and the truth of what I write, I want you to watch this video very carefully:
In case this blog gets taken down, I will do my best to continue to fight for my side of the story here: http://tinyurl.com/2pp7ms
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well-played for getting attention, blogger. must had felt great to be in the sportlight.
Yas'm, Miz Daisy, Sho 'Nuff. 1234567E, you Sho Iz rite. I likes to twash this dump.
And i be spailin rong on porpoise. didja misspail sportlight rong aksidentally also too or on purpoise ?
I gonna keeps a goin til i gits to nummer 100 that is wun hunnert
This wun shood bees twenny sex
Okey Dokey, Smokey. Hyar goze anudder wun.
And nummer twanny ate
Now i beez number turdy
Bloggers are a lot like slinkies....no practical use, but funny to watch fall down stairs.
Here we go again
And again and again and again and again
I wunders kinz i gits a hole page of comments to meself? well suh, i kins shorely trie.
So now all a yall, donts nobuffy makes no comments until i fills up dis hear page by meeself, okey dokey ?
don go no whar. i beez back. gottsa go poo-poo.
i bak..feel better gittin all dat poo poo outta me....aahhhhhhhh
oh pooy - i noticed sumbuddy did a post yasserday - 1234567e dood or duddette prolly. guess i gotta wate until next page starts..pooey pooey
Look - I am Jack Benny - #39
Oh wowser - now i beez forty, shorty
Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty one
Or was it 42 ???? hee hee hee
Mebbe 43 ????
Kommenzee bitte, eh? 44, yes, no ??
Merhaba abi. at 45
Ya know, this is boooooooorrrrrrrrring
When will I boo-boo ??
Gotta get cracking
I am really running outta things to say
I guess I could tell some old Jack Benny jokes
Or Burns and Allen routines
Or Red Skelton ones
Or - - I could just go away - - NAW !!!!!
Mommy, I am BORED !!!!
Mommy, mommy, daddy is on fire.
Shut up and go get the marshmallows
mommy, I hate sisters guts.
Shut up and eat whats on your plate
Mommy, why is daddy running so fast?
Shut up and reload
Mommy, do I HAVE to go to Africa?
Shut up and get in the box.
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Another day, another troll. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Dont fergits me. I still hyar.
Well, Goober, I gonna make it yet.
I'ma gettin closer and closer and closer
Man, I have taken over this trash site ! I own it !!
Oh yazzir !!! Sho' ' Nuff
Hallo honey chile
Now here is my favorite number
But i cant leebs it at dat
Gittin closer and closer
Only a few mo'..
Only 27 mo' affa dis wun
will yoo beez glad whe i izz dun to a hunnert ??
Wal, dis wun makes me twee forfs da way dere
I back fer more
And more and more
And even more
Whut iz i talkin bout, I ax you?
I nots nose whut i beez talkin bout, amos. how bouts yu, amos?
hey amos - -
yassuh, andy
waaazzzzzzzup ?
Mebbe i shood go in anudder dye-rekshun, huh ?
Yazzuh, yazzuh, yazzuh, i gots me anudder mazzuh
Yupper, sho doooooooo
lets all sing a happy song - -
I love you, you love me
we're a happy family
Go Barney !!!!!
We luv you, purple guy
i betcha think i gots two much time on me hands, yes ?
Aw golly, gawrsh, shucky darn
I tink i wee wee in my panties
Yup, and i go poo poo in my panties also too
oh wow, my panties smell soooooooooooooooooooooooo good
i gittin hongry now i gits rid of all my din-din in my panties
i iz bak..tee hee hee
bak fo mo...and mo and mo
no buddy wanna comments, i ax ya ?
This hyar stuff jus kills me ded...
but i iznt daid yate..
but mikey jackson, he be daid now.
aint dat sumpin ?
mikey jackson JUST had to upstage Farrah Gawcett, dinna he ?
an not us to fergits Aid Makmayhem
i rekuns pat swyazeeeeeee be naixt, rekun? oh and also by de way, i mak it to a hunnert
i tink i gots toooo much time on me hands, and too much hands on me watch (time...hee hee hee)
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duz yoo rekuns day all beez same guy <
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Michael Jackson sang like a frog - he croaked !!! Ribbit, ribbit !!
Golly shucky darn....now karl malden kicked the bucket. six in a week
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2. farah fawcett
3. mikey jackson
4. billy mays
5. gayle storm
6. karl malden
and to think, pat swayzee still hanging in there.
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da noive of dis thang, liniting me to such few characters as 4,096.
Well, I NEVER !!!
I have never been so insulted in all my life.
Oh, with a face like mine, I must have been !!
Hee hee hee
Waaaaaaalllll,
Praise De Lawd, and Pass de ammanishun
I iz am so very happeeeee.
I just dont knows why, dats all.
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what i iz talkin bout, i nots nose.
so be dont a axen me iffen yoo kant speekedy anglish
Blood for the Blood God.
Acquitted?/ How can you TEMPORARILY acquit someone? Is that judge an idiot??? (Stupid question !!)..Can you find someone temporarily Guilty?? I just cant believe these moron judges anymore. An acquittal would be really bad, but TEMPORARY acquittal ?? That doesnt even make sense. But, oh wait...we are talking Missouri...never mind. Those hillbilly hicks never got out of Kindergarten. Faile it fourteen years in a row, got their law degrees out of a cereal box.
Hey - I mean - we ARE talking about the home state of Tom Pendergast, one of the biggest crooks ever known.
my my my---good golly miss molly, great balls of fire, whole lot of shakin' goin' on, she aint nothin' but a hound dog, she found her thrill on blueberry hill,
BUT - she will not be doing the Jailhouse Rock....
This is vile.
Vile aint the word for it, honey chile. Too bad lori drew didnt hang herself. Wrong person died in this scenario, I tells ya.
Rocka mah soul in de bosom of Abraham, Rocka mah sould in de bosom of Abraham, Oh, rocka mah soul.
no appluse necessary, just send money
fat biyach
And what my dearest, sayest thou?
We have gathered together to do what, I do not know, or knoweth not. Ah, parting is such sweet sorrows, it saddens me.
When in Venice, take a cab.
When in Rome, do as the Germans do.
It came upon a midnight clear.
After all, tomorrow IS another day.
Frankly, my dear, I dont give a hooty-toot.
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to AAArrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh !!!
How 'bout a little sweet potato pie, my dear? failing all else, hows about some apple dumpling, sugar plum?
Why, I remember walking to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill both ways, nothing but hand me downs (And that is awful, because I am a boy, and I had to wear my sisters hand me downs), no Christmas presents, because dad told us Santa Claus had committed suicide, only beans for meals, three times a day. For a treat, we would get a can of spam once a year.
My brother was an only child, except for my sister, who gave me her hand me downs. Sure is uncomfortable wearing her panties.
And we couldnt even afford a dinosaur to ride to school. Had to walk 75 miles each way, barefoot, in the snow, uphill both ways. I know I already said that, dinna I?
We was so poor, we couldnt even pay attention. We were so poor, the rats fed US !!
Ah, the good old days.
My girl friend was so ugly -
When she was born, the doctor slapped her momma
When she was born, the doctor turned her over and said, Look, twins !
Tears run down her back !
She breaks every mirror she looks into
Her daddy slapped her momma and said, "I told you I should have worn something"
When she went to the zoo, they told her momma, "Thanks for bringing her back"
She has to sneak upon a glass of water to get a drink
When she plays in a sandbox, cats bury her
They wont let her in the amusement park - No Pets Allowed
She is on the endangered species list
I remember the words of a Mr. Jim Ireland; "I want to cut you til I am out of breath and can't cut no more..I want to kick your head soft".
Nicholas said...
I remember the words of a Mr. Jim Ireland; "I want to cut you til I am out of breath and can't cut no more..I want to kick your head soft".
July 5, 2009 8:00 PM
Man, I'll drink to that (hic !)..shucks, I'll drink to ANYthing !! (hic, hic, hic !!)
Man, this site is so like wow man,
well, it is kind of like a
tampon - up tight and outta site.
you dig what I am saying?
I mean, like, wow, like I just like cant
you know, like wow, understand, like what they are, like saying, like you know what I mean, like huh ?
I mean, you know, like wow, it is
like you know, some people like you know, dont, like you know, what they are like talking about, you know?
Whoever, like, you know, started this blog, yuou know, should, like, you know, have their heads soaked, you know, in boiling oil, like, you know?
It is like a good friend of mine, you know, said once....
"Well, Duh !!!!!"
And another friend who said, "Whatever"
and another one who said,
"Duuuhhhhhheeeeee"
My friends, are, so, like, you know, smart.
Well, children, it is out of
necessity that I must let you
know that you were all adopted
from a village in China. I do
not want you to think you are
our real children. I needed to explain why your features are
different than ours. We really dont
love you, we just did it for the money. You see, the Chinese
paid us 25,000 dollars each to get you out of their country.
That is why we adopted the 25 of you. Now that you are over here,
it is time to put you in an orphanage where you can be properly
taken care of. We cant keep you in this one bedroom cottage that
we live in. And we can not
afford to feed all of you, since
we need to maintain the cost of our new boat, and we need to pay for all the vacations that we are
planning on taking, such as the
Hawaii cruise, the Alaska cruise,
the trip to Jamaica, and several others. And we dont want to drag all that many kids around with
us. So, in closing this
letter to each of you, just know this - - DONT CALL US< WE WILL CALL YOU !! (As if that is ever
going to happen).....
Well,
here we are in the abyss of
all things known and of all
things unknown. What, may you ask,
is the purpose behind life,
liberty, and the pursuit of
happiness? Did not all things
that are, become all things that were?
Well, as Tiny Tim said once, "Tiptoe through the tulips,
through the tulips with Meeeeee"
Ah, my good friend Tiny Tim.
How so ever we miss your smiling
face. Wherefore art thou,
my friend?
Ah, 'tis so much ever good to
have friends, and have friends
that have friends that have friends who have friends that
have friends that have even more friends. As my girl friend once
said , "You are such a jerk".
And as my father told me more than once, "Son, you are an idiot" !
Now I would wonder why he
would tell me that, you know? Oh,
you dont know. Silly me for asking.
By golly and by gosh, it is nigh
unto suppertime. Come home, Come home, its suppertime.
When all else fails, I can always
say this about that - -
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nothing like a good laugh to liven things up.
When all else fails - read the instructions.
When all else fails - do it like
the spouse told you to.
And dont not never end a sentence with a preposition.
I ended a sentence with the electric chair. hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What the world needs now is love,
sweet love.
I aint nothin but a hound doggie
Great Balls of Fire
Time for to do the Jail House Rock
Michael Jackson got to heaven and was rejected. Thet dont take plastic. hee hee
When Farrah Fawcett died, and went to heaven, God asked her what her one wish would be. She said "I just want all the children to be safe". God said, "No problem", and killed Michael Jackson.
hee hee hee
What is brown and found in a babys diaper? Michael Jackson.
hee hee hee hee hee hee
Romeo, Romeo, whereforth art thou, dude?
Ask not what you can do for your country, rather, ask what can your country do for you?
When in Spain, you are probably a long way from home.
Why do they have inter-state hiways in Hawaii?
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?
If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
If a guy makes a statement in the woods and no one can hear him, is he still wrong?
Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
You know that black box they look for after an airplane crash? Why dont they make the whole airplane out of that material?
Did you know if you get a divorce in Arkansas or West Virginia, you are still brother and sister?
If the opposite of Pro is Con, then is the opposite of PROgress then CONgress ??
Question - What is the largest pencil in the world?
Answer - Pencil-Vania (Pennsylvania, get it?)
Well, enuff time wasted here for one day. I must be off to bigger and better things. OH wait, this bloggy blog is so very important, is it not?
Why yes, I think it must be so.
So.
So what?
So nothing.
So nothing, what?
So who cares?
So who cares about what?
What?
Huh?
Duuuhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!
Why, I remember when I fought
at the battle of Manassas. I was
wounded three times. Then I went to
Gettysburg and fought there, where I was killed dead. But I came back
to life because they needed me in the Spanish American war. I was on
the Maine when she was sunk, but I survived. I had to survive, because
they needed me in World War One.
I fought in france, and was killed there again. But, as in past, I had to come back to life so I could
fight in World War Two. Man, I was at Pearl Harbor, then Guadalcanal,
Iwo Jima, Germany, Normandy, the Phillipines, I was everywhere.
But I wasnt killed this time, because I was going to be needed
to fight in Korea. Then after serving in Korea, I went to VietNam and fought from the early beginning until we left there, but I never got killed going through
the rice paddies, booby traps, and only stepped on punji sticks
twice, once going all the way through the bottom of my foot
all the way up to my knee. But
I took it like a trooper, and
cried for a month. From Viet Nam, I went to Grenada, then the Panama
Canal, then Iraq in the first attack, Desert Storm. But I forgot
my glasses, so had to go back in 2001 when we invaded again. After
two years in Iraq, I went to AfGhanistan and fought there.
I am still in Afghanistan, but I am invincible. A person can only be killed dead so many times,
know what I am sayin' ?
The boss wants me to retire, but
Me not know any other life, not
need no pension. Gubbamint pays
me real well. Three hots and a cot ! What more could I ask for.
Get to travel the world, meet all kinds of interesting people,
then kill them. I wouldnt give
this up for nuttin', I tells ya.
And they even provides me with nice uniforms when the ones I has gets all shooted up with bullet holes. I tells you, I is living the good life. Dont never wants to gives it up.
have I ever told you my life story?
Well, I will anyway.
I was born on a fencepost in
Nantucket back in 19 hundered something or ever. I was so naughty, I was born nekkid. My
brother was an only child. My
grandmother passed away when she was only two. I never know my daddy. I think he was a hobo from Hoboken. Well, anyway, to make
a short story long, when I was
born at an early age, I went to
school when I was old enough, three,
I think. Then I graduated from high
school, and tried to go to Kollege,
but dropped out, and joined the
military. I liked killing people,
so I stayed in for awhile until
they made me get out. I think
they said I was crazy, whover "they" are. But I am not
crazy. I am the only sane person I know. Everybody else is crazy,
certainly not me.
Then after getting out of the military, I got me a job scooping
poop from yards. Two dollars an hour and all I can eat. So I never
go hungry. It is an okay job.
Now I am getting old, not sure what I will do next. Maybe I
will die, maybe not. I am kind of
special. I am unique, just like everybody else.
When the sun goes down, the moon comes out.
When the moon goes down, sometimes the sun comes out.
Sometimes it rains, sometimes not.
In the winter, it sometimes
snows, sometimes it dont.
Sometimes we get ice, that is not nice. Sometimes we dont.
Well kind sirs and gentle ladies, I will close this little
bit of rambling fer now.
Y'all be good.
Y'all best be nice and not naught
cause Santa Claus is coming
to town, and not too far off in
the near distant future. If the
past can be trusted, maybe, then
me will gets more tater peelings.
Thats good, cause i aint not had
nuttin to eat fer a very long
time, and i shore is hongry.
i has been eatin roaches, bugs,
ants, mouses, and living out
of garbage cans. Man, there is
some really good food in some
garbage cans.
I am popeye the sailor man
i live in a garbage can
i love to go swimmin
with bare naked wimmin
i am popeye the sailor man
toot toot
Confucious say - -
"Who say I been sayin' all these things?"
Confucious say - -
"Man who fart in church, sit in own pew (P - U)"
"Woman who fly upside down, have nasty crack up"
Confucious say - - -
"Waaazzzzzzzzzup, Bro??"
Confucious say - -
"We dont need no stinkin' badges"
"Go ahead, MAKE my day"
"I invented the internet"
"You say PotatO, I say poTahTo"
"Gimme some of that Sugar Crisp"
Confucious say - -
"If you dont be good, all your children will be born naked"
Me
thinks
I
shall
get
a
job
driving
a
honey
wagon.
5
dollars
per
hour
and
all
you
can
eat!
What
a
deal
SHla-Meel !
Know
what
a
honey
wagon
is?
I
thought
not.
I
thought
it
was
green
jello
but
it
twa'snot
Bless
my
widdle
itty
bitty
heart
beans
beans,
good
for
the
heart...
the
more
you
eat
the
more
you
fart...
hee
hee
hee
hee
and
a
tee
hee
hee
also
too
must
not
forget
the
small
fry
all
you
little
people.
Foreigners
go
home
let me
say this
about that
Scccrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaammmmmm
or
Screeeeeecccccccchhhhhh
eek
boo
ugh
razzamatazz
I dinna do it
if i dood it,
i get a whoopin.....
I dood it...
Ya
gotta
nip
it
in
the
BUD
!!!!!!!
Now,
Ima
Axen
ya,
izz
dat
da
way
ta
bee?
Tells
me,
honey
chile,
I
likes
my
womens
Waaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuppppp ????
I'm baaaaaacccccckkkkkkk !!!
Like you thought I was really
gonna be gone from
trashing
up this here thread,
with a little help
from my itty bitty
friends, of
course. The messier,
the better.
remember the Alamo !!
Remember the Maine !!
Remember San Jacinto !
Remember pearl harbor !
Remember Pleiku !
Remember Khe San !
remember Gettysburg !!
Long Live Rober E Lee !!!
Viva Elvis Presley !!
Remember Me !!! (You, dont?
Why, I am unforgettable!)
Lori Drew is my hero !!!!
Lori Drew is a murderer, nothing more. 'Nuff said
Splish Splash,
I was takin' a bath,
along on a Saturday night
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lri Drew -
Meet my friend -
Mr Jale Bate
Good Golly, Miss molly
Oh my goodness
See you in church Sunday
I was a wishing
I could go
a fishin -
But I would
rather
see
a
whole
bunch
of
nekkid
wimmen
Fee
Fi
Fo
Fum
I
Smell
The
Blood
Of
A
Tampon
hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee
giggle giggle
Question -
Why
are
there
interstate
hiways
in
Hawaii???
Also,
why
do
we
drive
on
parkways
and
park
on
driveways?
Hmmmmm?
If
olive
oil
is
made
from
olives,
then
what
is
baby
oil
made
From????
Please
inform
this
uninformed
ignoramus.
Thanks
Hello
What
Am
I
doing
Here,
Can
anyone
tell
me?
I
just
dont
know
what
it
is
all
about.
In the yeay 1924, something
happened, but I dont
know what it was.
Then. on that
fateful day, it was
Dec 7, 1941, a day that
will forever live in infamy,
well, we all know what happened.
Somebody was borned,
and somebody was
died.
Thats all,
no more,
nothing else,
the end
Fini.
Kaput
Why is it when you are
looking for something, it is always
in the last place you look>
Well, of course, it would
be in the LAST place you
look. Once you find
it, why would you keep looking?
Mercy me...hee hee
Well,
Lah
Dee
Dah
and
Sis
Boom
Bah
and
Rah
Rah
Rah
Whats with all this here
catterwallin' and stuff
and the weeping and wailing
and gnashing of teeth?
Vas ist los ??
Whats it all about, Alphie?
What, me worry?
What a sad time we live in.
Ask not what your can do FOR your fellow man, rather, ask what can you do TO your fellow man???
Ours nor to reason why,
ours but to do or die
Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Had a gal and couldnt keep her
So he ate her.
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her Tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
Along came a spider
and sat down beside 'er
and said " Whats in the bowl, biddy ?"
OR - -
Along came a spider
sat down beside 'er
And she stomped him flatter than a pancake
Question -
Whats the last thing that goes
through a bugs mind when he hits
your windshield?
Answer - - His butthole.
Hee hee hee
Why
you
old
scudder
bag
Its
you
or
me
who
am
I
???
Well,
sonny
boy.
let
me
say
this
about
that
Wait -
what
was
I
talking
about
anyway
?????
I
Caint
Mee-member
Hickory Dickory Dock,
Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one
The other two got away unhurt,
Hickory dickory dock.
hardy har har har
and a
tee hee hee hee
also too
Did I tell you the joke about - -
Oh yes, I probably did,
so wont repeat myself
and then there was
or was it
No, I think it may have been
Yea, thats who it was
I think so, anyway
But I am not sure
I could be wrong. Sometimes I am.
No, I am NEVER wrong. I thought I was once, but I was wrong
Razz-A-Ma_tazz,
dudes and dudettes
I go now,
Sayonora
Blimey, slimey
AAAAAAArrrrrrgggggHHhhhhhh
Wazzzzzzzzuuppp
some
more,
dudes and dudettes ???
Who put thr Ram in the
Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
You dingie !!
A decent moral parent would have said to her little brat "it's just an argument, Grow up."
But no, this bitch hounded a poor 13 year old girl.
It's okay. She will be pissed on her whole life, she will be ridiculed and eventually, she will burn in hell for being a useless piece of trash.
HAHAHAHAHA, DIE BITCH DIE!
Poor little Anna
Dont ya know, Lori Drew is my Heroine ? She is such a nice
person, so tender hearted, so nice,
so kind, so considerate,
so generous. Indeed, what
a lovely lady this fine person
truly and reallt is.
And you know something else??
I AM SUCH A BIG FAT LIAR !!!!!!
Hardy harr harr
Lori Drew -
You hange in there, sweet cheeks.
Dont let these squirts bug
you. "They know not what they do"
Keep on plugging away.
Oh, by the way, who you gonna go after next??
Hee hee hee
Lori Drew -
Maybe you should move to Texas
settle on a cattle ranch.
You know? "Where never is heard, a discouraging word"......
"she's so fine,
my 409"
Giddy Up Go
Moooooooovin' on up
"Dont Be Cruel, to a heart
thats true"
Love Me tender,
Love me sweet,
But then kiss my feet"
Roses are red
beetles are bugs
And Now Lori Drew
is asking for hugs
Roses are red
violets are blue
Dont you want Lori Drew
To plant a kiss on you ??
Woses are Wed
Vowets are Bwue
you wascally wabbit
Roses are red
I am kinda simple
However there is reason
To believe you are just a pimple
eenie meeie minie mo
catch a person by the toe
if he hollers, make him pay
1.98
hee hee hee
thought I was gonna say sumpin else,
didnt ya ???
foole ya, by golly,
by gosh
Little Miss Muffett,
Sat on her tuffett,
Eating her curds and whey,
along came a spider,
and sat down beside 'er,
and said "What's in the bowl, you old hag ??
or alternate version
She stomped the poop out of him !!!
Yabba Dabba Doo !!!!!!!!!
Howdy, thar, Fred.
Barney Rubble
Barney Fife
Two peas in a pod
Fred Flintstone
Yo mama
two peas in a pod
Walla-walla-bing-bang !!!
I said - - -
Ooh---EEE--ooooh ahhhh ahhh - Ting tang, walla walla bing bang
Ooohhh Ee Ting tang walla bing bang
and
Kaboom !!!!
Si senor
Si senora
Si senorita
Buenos tacos
buenos nachos
No speekedy ainglas
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
Me thinks there
is something vewwy vewwy
strange goin' on
in this here joint.
I remember one time -
Well, actually I remember two times...
Why you young whippersnapper,
I have forgotten more things
in my lifetime than you
will ever know in your
lifetime, you sorry little
punk. Get out of my face,
and stay off my lawn.
No comment
Me threee
Me four
Dont forget me !!!!
And me !!!! me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
also
What about me ????
Am I chicken fingers??
Well, then, lets go south of the border...yee hah !!
No, let us go north of the border
Mercilious me.....This joint has become nothing more than a chat room.
But, at least, it isnt the
garbage dump it started out to be,
Know what I am sayin' ?
Back to the sea
"Come home, come home, Lori Drew,
It's suppertime"
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